Tangled River

I'm gonna laugh when the monster in the river is waterborne disease or worms...

don't mess with river water. you will lose!

Tanya was wrong to rush in, but Frank's still a jerk.

Just remembering the scene in "Stand by Me" with the leeches...

Mother, you can say it is your motherly opinion that it is best to follow the leaders orders. You *cannot* keep a promise that it will all be okay if she does. You may be the parent, but you're not in control of the world...